that's all you've got to say? Come on, bubba, you can do better than that! (Thanks for the uprate, btw, wonder what lilmacg is thinking with his downrating, doesn't he get it?)

Back to Lara's persona now:

"We've had a rport from our sources tha the Texan terrorist Jacques Dahllas is appearing in camouflage as a person of Scots descent. Perhaps his assistant would care to contact us, privately, and give us some further background on this clouded ancestry. We can be reached at LaraTempo@ABCNews.com...

Sounds of firing in the background, must run."

L.