Good writer: 99%

Shallow writer: 88%

Lowry clone: 1% (Hi Fritz)

Fuckin' Injun: 1/8th

Fuckin' mysogonist: 8%

Fish egg and roe lover: 100%

Cook: 30%

Driver: 70%, except at speed, then 90%

Book reader: 98%

Illiterate flamer: 0%

JackDallas apologist: 50%

DawnCoyote lover: 99%

Hemi lover: 100%

Conscientious raker of Autumn leaves: 6%

Respector of precedent: 1%