When I was a kid, my dad used to tell me..."Alldenwall, if you're ever have any questions about dating, or the opposite sex, or any problems at all- especially while you're out on a date...why, just turn around and ask me, I'll be in the back seat!"

Used to piss me off, royally.

Until one day, I found the perfect reply! "Well, Dad, how are you going to fit in the back seat if that's where we are?"

That was the end of that one!