A taste from The Fly (we're in ur ointment, kursing at LWs!)

LW#1: "Let me walk that back for you: You are pinned under him, he is doing something you don't like but to which you have an involuntary reflex, and he's telling you you must like it. Moreover, he's telling you that once you "master your mind" you "won't panic" when he does it, and he is going to do whatever he goshdarn pleases."

LW#2: "Yeah, this is one of those situations where she probably doesn't realize the import of what she's asking. Chalk it up to years of brain cells marinating in Night Train."

LW#3: "If these people are significant to you, their partners are now part of their lives and you should make an effort to make them significant to you. If you don't, you will find yourself losing significance to your friends. Just a thought."

LW#4: "But now it's time to listen to your daughter, and let her needs and feelings guide this process. That's what open adoption is all about, right?"

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LOLcats soon to follow!