Spinning a Yarn:

When I was growing up, I had a brother like you. One day in trying to get him to stop I accidentally kneed him where it counts. He thought that was an overreaction, but I considered it a revelation and told him next time I'd do it on purpose.

And I did.

There's a special place for you in hell, SAY, you should know that.

Matthew 4:11 : Cursed forever be the wicked female who dost attack a man in his most sacred parts and consigned forever be to a dwelling bereft of chocolate or other goodies.