Oh, the scathing tone! I love this thread! Every time I see this stupid column's headlines, they piss me off. First few times, I thought they were tongue in cheek, but they don't seem to be.

Hey, I use running water to thaw meat for dinner...every damn night! Maybe I'll try hot and see if its faster! The microwave burns it, but maybe I'll run it anyway for the relaxing hum it makes.