While you pathetic little American yuppies worry about whether your hot shower will emit too many grams of carbon, do you really think that the BILLIONS of upwardly mobile Asians (in the British sense, including Indians) are going to have any such qualms? Their carbon emissions already swamp yours and will increase radically in the near future. But you're actually, laughably, feeling GUILTY about your microscopic little footprint.

While we haven't seen a warmer year than 1998.

Genius!