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I would very much appreciate
by ducadmo

in all movie reviews, if the reviewer would indicate where the film belongs in my ranking system which is applied as follows:

  1. Drop everything and see this movie.
  2. It's probably worth catching this movie at the bargain matinee.
  3. Put this movie on your Netflix list near the top
  4. Tell your wife she should put the movie on your Netflix list and you'll score some points watching a decent chick-flick with her.
  5. Tell your wife she should put it on your Netflix list because she'll probably like it and then you can finish painting the shed without interruption while she's watching it.
  6. Don't put this film on your Netflix list.
  7. Warn your wife not to put this film on the Netflix list so you can say, 'I told you so' when she does it anyway and then hates it.
  8. Your writing a review of a movie you know no one is going to see anyway, but you did anyway and this is your way of purging - you know, the way the wife says, 'honey, I think the milk has gone bad, here, taste it.'

Optionally, you could include whether the movie would be good for kids, but my kids are all grown and - I mean really - would you entrust the sacred parental responsibility to stuff you read on a bloggy thingie? I didn't think so.

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