I would very much appreciate
by
ducadmo
10/26/2009, 8:51 PM
in all movie reviews, if the reviewer would indicate where the film belongs in my ranking system which is applied as follows:
- Drop everything and see this movie.
- It's probably worth catching this movie at the bargain matinee.
- Put this movie on your Netflix list near the top
- Tell your wife she should put the movie on your Netflix list and you'll score some points watching a decent chick-flick with her.
- Tell your wife she should put it on your Netflix list because she'll probably like it and then you can finish painting the shed without interruption while she's watching it.
- Don't put this film on your Netflix list.
- Warn your wife not to put this film on the Netflix list so you can say, 'I told you so' when she does it anyway and then hates it.
- Your writing a review of a movie you know no one is going to see anyway, but you did anyway and this is your way of purging - you know, the way the wife says, 'honey, I think the milk has gone bad, here, taste it.'
Optionally, you could include whether the movie would be good for kids, but my kids are all grown and - I mean really - would you entrust the sacred parental responsibility to stuff you read on a bloggy thingie? I didn't think so.