Let's get real here.

1. Meddling police always picking on loving parents like the Garrido's (remember them?). Well, maybe not exactly parents.

2. If convicted, Heene will have directly involved his kids in the commission of a felony which at best is contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

3. Heene believes he was once kidnapped by extraterrestrials who run a shadow government and that Armageddon will come in 2012.

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