a taste:

Adults judy smith and John Jones would be called Sister Smith and Brother Jones

Missionaries would be Elder Jones and Sister Smith

If Brother Jones was called to the Bishopbric: Bishop Jones

Stake Presidency: President Jones

Relief Society President: still Sister Smith.

Prophet Seer and Revelator woud be addressed as President Jones, or simply "The Prophet"

Calling is an unpaid church job you are assigned to.

Ward House is smaller than a Stake Center

Temple Covenants a what you are reminded of every time they think you may be stepping out of line.

fullness of time and Dispensation don't really know what they mean but they are used a lot

My son's Principal introduced his wife as his eternal companion who he married for Time and all eternity.

Sealing is something they do in the temple to connect people together.

Born in the Covenant Means you are born to people who were married in the temple.

People are seen as either Members or Non-members

Personal revelation is god talking to you

The church not "our church" or a church.

Sweet spirit plain girl or stupid person

General Authority One of the major leaders of the church

Family Night Monday nights when you may not do outside activities

Precious Gift your virginity

Apostate someone who has left the church

The Gospel Not Matthew or Mark, but the mormon belief system

More, but time to sleep now