A farmer steps into his house, walks into his kitchen and speaks to his woman; "Woman, we're going hunting!"

"I don't want to go hunting with you."

"Woman, you listen here, we're going hunting."

"No."

"Right then, I'll give you three choices." the man said, "Either we go hunting, or you give me a blowjob, or I do you up your rear end, you hear me? Now think about that while I fetch the dog."

Ten minutes later the man returns and asks his wife, "Well, have you decided?"

"Yes, I'll give you a blowjob."

So she gets on her knees as he drops his pants and goes at it. Two seconds in to it she stops, spits and exclaim; "My god, it tastes like shit!" "No wonder," the farmer said, "the dog didn't want to go hunting either."