Would these whiney dweebs you work with be getting close to those urinals when they drain their lizards? Almost close enough to look like they're trying to hump the urinal instead of just piss in it? They're still sprinkling all over the place as aiming is a skill that eludes them... Aren't they? At least one of them is so intimidated that he is trying to work up enough nerve to whine to the boss about you. (he wrote in to Prudie with his whine, see Slate article) It's the one who trembles in fear when you're between him & the door when he wants out. Anyway, you might have to 'clean his clocks' if you catch any flack from the boss for standing a respectable distance from the urinal while peeing...

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