No eff-words?

No s-words?

No a-words?

OK, the third and fourth are ok with out them but the first and second really need to know their real names and they need to know the dope-slap is coming their way.

Here are the spots - the : got left out somehow.

#1 … even though he might have LOVED to have the sisters his father told him about, you are just a couple of mean [ some particularly offensive word] that are too toxic to deal with. …

#2 ... You [ some particularly offensive word] up ONCE