ayalonValley:

OK, if you knew you were going to die in 3 weeks and 5 mintues, wouldn't you just love dropping this on the poor populance? i have a feeling you would

them: how are you doing?

dood: dying in 3 weeks and 5 minutes, other than that OK.

us: you must be joking! this is rude! you are pushing unpleasant stuff on us

dah: OK, the 5 minutes was a joke. now drop dead. i'm DYING, and you don't care. if i die, it's on your account!

Well, if I had that much accuracy in my prognosis, I'd probably pick the funnest place to drop dead. The bleachers at Wrigley Field come to mind. A Dead show too-- I actually saw a dude drop dead right in front of me at the Rosemont shows a few years back.

Hmmm, where else? My broker's office (if I was stupid enough to have a broker). While riding a whore (that's classic). At an office party.

Best of all? While driving a semi trailer around the Capitol. One last blow for the people.