Me, paranoid? Nah.

Yes, I was referring to the habituals, as was the LW.

Reminds me of years ago someone kept pilfering a coworkers food. So she brought in lemon meringue pie. She'd put cigarette ashes under the meringue.

I had a relative who worked with someone (small staff) who helped herself to everyone's food all the time. Before he put his leftover Chinese food in the fridge he noticed you could get to the piece of paper the fortune in the cookie was written on. He took it out and stuffed another little piece of paper in the cookie that said, "Eat your own fucking food!" LOL