But, Tempo, hasn't your friend, LaurieAnnM, shown us all what kind of a beautiful and caring and decent person you can be behind the scenes? Who would've guessed that you could be so solicitous about your garden? I mean, you should be re-dubbed Candida. Your emails weren't so much a revelation, darling, as a confirmation of what everybody already knows about you -- that is, that you're the scum of the earth.

Anyway, why are you all pissed off with me? You're the one who wrote the damn emails, and you dear bosom-pal, LAM, is the one who exposed them.

BOTF is the victim.