Johnny the giant McGee
he lived in a shell by the sea
of knee caps and pallor
he boasted great valor
true courage for all men to see

Johnny the giant McGee
he fought not one dragon but three
a lance through the heart
caused the other to fart;
caused the third to turn yellow and flee

Johnny the giant McGee
a man like all great men should be;
The smith of all words
and of virtual turds
spinning yarns in his lust to be free.