I'm guessing that the bride is a beautiful woman and the MiL and SiLs are maybe not so beautiful. Even if that's not the case, they sure do have some ugly personalities. What kind of people insist that someone kill themselves on their own wedding day.

I hope the bride is absolutely sure that she wants to be a part of this family. And for goodness sakes, I hope she never eats any food prepared by her in-laws. Those people might just be mean enough to sneak some cocoa powder or cocoa bean extract into her food or drink.