LW #1:

My wife's daddy's rich

Offered us lots of money

He's war criminal

Sensei:

Such a dilemma

Is the money traceable

If not problem solved

LW#2:

My boyfriend's a slob

MIsses toilet makes big mess

But I still like him

Sensei:

The Sensei is neat

His marksmanship is Zen-like

What's your phone number

LW#3:

My niece has cancer

Mom says wig will prevent shame

Niece thinks she's ugly

Sensei:

Mom is full of crap

Fight cancer with heart and soul

But not with fashion

LW#4:

I can't eat chocolate

His family wants chocolate cake

They think I'm selfish

Sensei:

Give them some Ex-Lax

Blended neatly in frosting

They'll blame caterer