"Most people who get smacked around by the cops deserve it"

Yeah, like this bitch who refused to serve more drinks: <link>

"Go up to a cop tonight and tell him hes [sic] a public servant and because of that he should wash your car."

How about you go ask a gangbanger to wash your car. Stupid piece of shit trash with guns are going to hurt you if you mess with them, whether they have badges or not. Instead I’ll just ask you to wash my car, since you'll do nothing, except probably wash it.

"Not our wives. Our stuff."

So I guess you've already given up on keeping your wife away from the brothers.

And wow, $300 an hour, that's really impressive. What are you, a first year associate?

Maybe after your firm lays you off I’ll hire you as an assistant to do my proofreading. Actually, since you don't know the difference between he's and hes I think I'll pass on you.