It's certifiably correct! The 98% of us who are not Jewish find the Jewishness of others to be so intrinsically fascinating that we can just read endless articles about it in a pub like Slate which is (supposedly) for everybody! Please talk about how you are Jewish, and nothing but that, forever! Because we just can't get enough of it!

If you want Jon Stewart to go back to his heritage name, write him a letter. Spare us, please. I know this will come as a shock, but the rest of us are not hanging on every word.