LW #1:

Is my husband gay

Found gay porn and Viagra

Now what should I do

Sensei:

Husband may be gay

Or bi or confused who cares

Dump his ass right now

LW#2:

Friend's wife was bleeding

Covered furniture and floor

Didn't say squat

Sensei:

Bloody all over

Nobody said a damn thing

Glad I'm not your friend

LW#3:

Used to cut myself

People see scars and ask why

What do I tell them

Sensei:

Damn nosy bastards

Tell them to M Y O B

Wear long sleeves often

LW#4:

Son had hot girlfriend

Now I'm hooked on her Twitter

Am I a pervert

Sensei:

God are you creepy

Consider her dead to you

Or land in prison