It's actually not a belly, but abs. I work out so that I don't have to pretend to be tough by sitting in my recliner and saying we (well, not you, but people that actually serve in the military) need to be "tougher" with Iran.

Apparently Pat Buchanan is yellow bellied also since he agrees with me on how to deal with the Iranian election protests without undermining them. At least he does have a belly to be yellow.

Earl Sheib does terrible paint work, I just keep going there because your wife works there as the receptionist and puts out (they paint my abs yellow and then I paint her face white). If you don't like it then come down to Earl Sheib and we'll discuss it in person.