The Republicans have been struggling to find a way to rebrand the party for so long. And it seems, yes, while all the press and leftist communist dictator anti-miltary coup lovers have been so sad about Zelaya being kicked out of Honduras for trying to change the constitution (Something we should have done when people tried to change ours. I guess a couple of them are okay. One especially. What were the forefathers thinking when they allowed drinking? I hope that never gets repealed), Sarah Palin was kicking off the new look of the GOP with her coming out party Thursday.

Yes, this was just step one of Sarah's get tough and get going campaign to bring the Republican party back to focus on what made it strong, SarahPalin. So, from now on, watch for the ((GO P!* Party!?)) sign up booths all across real America so real Americans can sign up for the ((GO P!* Party!?)) and all that it represents. Again, that would be Sarah Palin.

And what would a rebranding be without chances to see what the rebranding looks like. So of course ((GO P!* Party!?)) town hall meetings will held so all will be given the chance to see what the future looks like. Yes, Sarah Palin. And then of course there is the built in chant to yell when Sarah tells you what the future looks like (unlike Russia, she can't see the future from her porch so she had to leave Alaska.)

Anyway, so when Sarah says that Obama is a socialist, you can yell

GO P!*

And when Sarah says that she will not take advice from anyone, you can yell

GO P!*

And when Sarah says that the world is a place that is big and you can't be anywhere all the time especially when somewhere being there is the most important supermonkeydeathcar, you can yell

GO P!*

As you can tell, it keeps the familiar GOP but makes it more proactive. It's as if we will be telling Sarah Palin (or P!*) to GO. You know, GO P!*

Be ready so we can all say GO P!* to Sarah!