Johann Hari may be our planet's foremost authority on having wild gay sex with homophobic neo-Nazis. By the same token, his personal credibility in claiming the demise of the Asian babe splayed on the road to Mandalay leaves something to be desired. Likewise, denouncing fetid attitudes toward women and comic Freudian projections of Europe's suppressed sexuality would be best left to men personally experienced in the ways of the opposite sex.