Ours was similar ... well ... kinda ... well ... not really.

We had pondered the isness of is so damned long we got all scatter-brained 'n shit. Lucy rented a few psychedelic frogs that we tried to lick to get high but they all jumped down the loo. Then Joey got this bright idea to break into Fort Fuck and steal a Howitzer. Wasn't too hard.

"Lets blow some shit up," he says.

"Yea, fuck't man, lets blow up the school."

So we did. And now we're all down here kickin' it in Gitmo. Bummer, huh.

But, yours sounds so cool, wow-ed me out. Bigtime.