Oh, thank you great and wonderful Explainer. I had thought this whole gay men (or in the case of Craig, non-gay who performs gay acts) etiquette in public restrooms was a subject for the Explainer, and here you are.

And it was so informative. All this time I thought a lot of tap dancers use the restroom the same time I did. I also thought that form of dance was going out of style since I saw less and less of it as I got older. I just didn’t know.

I’m just glad my proper response was to do nothing. I’m lucky there wasn’t some happy tune playing on the Muzak and I joined in tapping to the music. All kinds of misunderstanding would have occurred. Not that there’s anything wrong with that or getting your rocks off wherever or whenever the mood strikes you.

I don’t suppose the signals work for me in the lady’s rooms. Life’s not fare.