I know, right! Because President Obama is personally sitting there, thinking about what to change and then doing it.

Its absolutely true that not only does he personally do everything the federal government does, but he also is incapable of multi-tasking. Thats why the federal government is so inefficient, as you allude to - there are almost 20 million employees of the federal government in the United States, and none of them do anything except the president! Right?