my fuzzy-butted boyfriend, and he concurs. LOL

He said, and I quote "I wipe until I'm RAW, dammit, it's just something guys deal with!" and then got this really cute injured look.

The hairy butt hypothesis makes sense, I think. I mean, come on... don't some women have some staining from blood during "that time of the month" even though we try to be really clean? I know I did sometimes back when I used pads, I think for the same reason. All the darn hair.