so here's another oldie:

A Cautionary Tale

When brother Mitch
was really rich,
he threw a witch
into a ditch.

It was a bet
he made to get
his best-friend Brett’s
new Red corvette.

Without a hitch
He pitched the witch
But here’s the switch:
There was a glitch.

From in the ditch,
the witch did twitch
and wiggle her nose
at brother Mitch.

He started to sweat
and was soon beset
with urges to pet
Brett’s pistolette.

I’ve got an itch,
said brother Mitch.
Just let me kiss you,
and be your b**ch!

Okay, said Brett.
I’ll be your honey.
But I’m keeping the Vette
and taking your money.


© badpoet