Slick cats bother with bullets only if they hit

Weak cats slit dumb ass cats throats

Razor paws sheath razor claws

Haiku cats don't rank unless they purr in iambic pensivameter

Alliterative cats bite

Speculative cats fight

Singing cats go deaf

Howling cats become epithets

Chorus: Sing we now of the revisions to Homer and the inclusion of Bhat in Frank Miller's 300

CatChorus 2: Meow

Cassandra: The cats will be ruined in the sea if they go with those noble Spartans to fight with the God King whatshisname.

CatChorus 2: Meow, Meow