Dude, you read my mind (quick read) with the Lincoln bit. Anyway, Sodamn Insane was a secular thug. The only time he picked up a Koran was at his trial, for sake of theater. He did have the right idea though, when he challenged little Bush to a duel to the death. All the leaders of the squabbling nations should be tossed into an arena to duke it out, winner take all.

The best idea by far, though, were the South American Indian tribes that settled disputes with a soccer game. The losing team's chief was decapitated and his head was the ball for the next game.