Dear candoxx,

It seems that everything Russia does is justifiable and good in your eyes, but everything America does is LAWLESS and bad. Yet most of their people live poorly and have to make do with lawlessness, and more of our people than ever have to fight obesity and “suffer” the benefits of welfare. And your choice is…

When the grass looks to you so much greener on the other side, maybe you should consider moving to the other lawn? I highly recommend it for those people who love Palestine, think the Ukranians are their little brothers and Georgians are the strange people with accents who sing great harmony and dance well but shouldn’t want to have their own country.

En route to your new pastures, ponder why Russia has always envied the west, on the one hand, and declared that they do things better, on the other (Slavophiles and Slavophobes opposition). Maybe they can’t decide because their DECIDER isn’t as good as ours, even considering the great debacle of the past eight years and even greater one of the next eight. Maybe they can’t decide because—at least for now—the average decision making mechanism isn’t as smart as American. But we are getting there. With your help.