17 syllables, a la Allen Ginsberg's American Haiku/Sentences...I finally finished a few minutes ago. (I got caught up on the maids in the 8th day, mostly...and then the lords...another problem.)

Partridge found an excessive number of pears at the produce table.

Not wishing to arrive too soon, the doves did not hurry their turtles.

In their rush to become American, three French hens missed the fine print.

Soon after he hatched, this bird's calling was clear; he was born to be dialed.

On Christmas Eve, a Pepsi and five gold rings were set out for Santa.

Six geese were laying waste to his new hideout with their secret weapon.

Seven swans took turns swimming laps in the club's skinny new indoor pool.

Without opposable thumbs, the eight maids could do little but lactate.

On Winter's Eve, nine ladles were seen dancing naked under the stars.

According to these ten lords, leaping is much more fun than kissing girls.

Inspired, Thomas made eleven pieces of steel pipe into chimes.

And Behold, the grandmother appeared bearing the gift of 12 new drums.

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12 Days Tag