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Re: I'd rather just dress like a zombie and get drunk, thanks.
by Malarkey

You're right. Drunken zombies sleep it off and then have morning sex. Hopefully my prosthetic wounds will still be attached by then. Might make for an interesting videotape.

By the way, it's great to see you all coming together to make jokes about my penis. I'm surprised no one has used "spirits" yet.

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