I do read Tempo, actually, because she's entertaining as all hell, and on rare occasions Demcon, and of course I hang on every word my new boyfriend CALIFORNIA DREAMY writes, but the rest on the first list have a much too high annoyance to entertainment ratio, and I find that the fray is a more pleasant place if I just don't open their posts.

It's my secret power, often thwarted by you, Inkberrow, because I invariably read you, even when you're replying to one of The Aristocrats, but you have a gift for taking ugly and making it funny.