Artemesia:

Sarah Palin On A Shopping Spree
..after winning her no bid contract..

I want to be like Cindy
And shop, shop, shop..
And dress in Neiman Marcus
At every whistle stop.

Don’t let my betcha foola ya..
Or my wink, wink, wink,
What I put on my back
Is close but not quite mink..

What I like is sable
But the weather was too hot..
But I did get in some Prada
To carry diapers for my tot.

I’m no pinko communist
My clothes don’t come from China,
God bless the GOP
That makes a lady finer!

I never said that they
Should eat cake instead of bread,
But now some little people
Would like to have my head.

Damn, it’s only money
And it’s from the GOP,
Not like dirty liberal bucks
From some celebrity!

I’m proud to wear the best
Like when I won that crown,
That’s why I wear my beehive..
It lets the honey trickle down.

Then along came McCain
Who took me from Alaska..
He said ‘Come on down
And help me win Nebraska.’

We’ve got to show the yokels
What it means to be blessed,
I asked and I received..
At the GOP’s behest.

I don’t know what the fuss is,
Mine’s the Party of the rich..
They sure know how to party,
And scratch each other’s itch.

I’ve got my year of fame
And I will be coming back..
God bless y’all, you betcha..
I’ve got 2012 in Prada's sack.

©Artemesia
..10/21/2008