This place has grown up some, eh?

Yeah, Joe. I heard [read] his first name is Sam. Doesn't matter, the man fudged some on his current life standings, much like those who took out mortgages when they couldn't afford rent fudged some on their loan applications. Shit happens... oh. Yeah, so Joe/Sam might have some credibility with those who attend McCain's rally[ie]s, but for the voters McCain is trying to attract, well... Joe'd be missin' some mighty fine teevee sports if he was to high the road in the "Truth" Mobile, now wouldn't he?