Steal my ideas!!!

I have adjusted the outgoing message on my answering machine:

(Opening song: Battle for the Republic)

My voice comes up over the music:

Hey, Thanks for calling and sorry I missed the opportunity to tell you how happy I am to be supporting Ron Paul and voting for Ralph Nader this election. I LOVE those guys and I LOVE YOU too. Do you LOVE me? If not, don't call back, and if you do, leave your number and I'll call you back ASAP!"

I have plenty of Nader pins for anyone who comes knocking! Come on over Obama's Army!!! Don't let the Ron Paul Nader Gonzales yard signs scare yah!

Love you guys!!! kisses ;)))