You call them child abusers.

You might know what you saw, but it did not come from someone NOT smoking in the house unless it came from something else. A fine cloud of particles is a fine cloud of particles, dust is not smoke, but it can cause fine clouds of particles when stirred up, Based on the definitions that also describe something resembling what is generated by burning or smoldering, what you saw might have been 'smoke', but tobacco smoke as you know needs to be generated by burning an organic material. So either you were seeing something that resembled the visible vapor and gases given off by the burning or smoldering of tobacco or you were seeing smoke that was generated from the gases and carbon particles formed from the combustion of tobacco.

Of course you never get or have gotten drunk Berzerker, you're a perfect human being in every way, right?

Do you or have you ever done anything wrong Berzerker?