Yikes.

I googled me. The first me is a famous Chef in Texas. Google me with my state name and there's the me me, several hits on a state business licensing site and a map to my front door.

If I retire waltz and capsize in favor of the name me mum gave me, I'd probably dig a mote around my house and leash out a few Irish Wolfhounds-- gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked.

But enough of this. You all have captured my attentions today, anonymous or not. My responsibilities have been sorely neglected. Away with me.