In a lighthearted exchange a wee bit down the page, HAP and MaryAnn discuss HAP ending up in jail for "Failure to Attribute" and MaryAnn promises to send a postcard with a haiku if HAP indeed ends up being incarcerated.

So the premise is this: Your friend ends up in jail and to cheer him/her up, you decide to send a postcard with a haiku. Please use a traditional 17-syllable haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last.

What would you say?