First in,

I beg to differ. I am so green, my arm hurts from patting myself on the back all day.

Once my wife Lava and I and our kids Starburst and Kricket made the decission to quit shaving and using any personal hygene products, we were able to save enough money to buy an inner tube for the old bike I found down by the river. I am now peddling my way to a greener earth!