Paul-Z Pal-Z, while I am deeply touched your expressed concern about my native city you have me a bit confused.

I though this election was for the presidency of the United States, not the mayor of Chicago or the President of the Cook County Board of Commisioners. Or are you suggesting that Mayor Daley (God Bless the Daley's, pere et fils, and the Cook County Regular Democratic Organization) has annexed the entire country?

In case he has, how are McCain and Palin going to "What are the planstraighten things out? In the words of Daley, pere, (May He rest in peace and His memory be eternal) "What are their programs? What are their plans? What trees have they planted? What alleys have they lit?"

Those were strangely missing from the McCain-Palin speeches.

And can you tell me where those schools of thuggery, etc are located. I have some leases coming up in "South Chicago" and I suspect that I could get a good farthing from the headmasters of those venerable institutions.