as will the next 3 nights be.

I haven't seen this many old white people since I drove through Palm Springs last year.

And most of them men.

Tired, tired old party. Nothing but coots and poopers with Mrs. Palin thrown in like a tarty showgirl in some 1930s screwball comedy.

And like a showgirl, she has no idea what's going on, she's just there for the free hooch and nibbles and the flash-bulbs.

Watch yer step, granpa McCain. Time to go sleepy-bye.