I don't have to be fair, balanced, or non-partisan. I'm an American. I can be as patronizing and dismissive as I want to be to Mrs. Palin. She's a yokel and that's being kind.

In merely 4 days, the Palins have done what it took the Clintons 20 years to do, become a national soap opera. What's next, we discover Mrs. Palin was born a man?

(She looks like a drag queen.)

You don't like how I talk about your people--go read the First Amendment before the GOP sells it to China.