I've been trying to get my family to name a child Shlomo for years (after what I think are disasterous names like Cash, Carter, Kalee, Rockston, Tiffani, Britanii, Jaden). I also offer Benjamin, Michael, Aaron, Rebecca, Sarah. I've heard of "Willow" before (remember the '60s). And "Trig" is no worse than some of my bette noirs; nor is "Bristol" for that matter.

Like always requesting that the band play "Ina Godda Da Vida" whenever a band asks for requests, whenever a child is expected or born in my family, I always throw Shlomo into the hat; and get rejected (for Cash, Carter, Tiffani, etc.) just like I get ignored on my music request.

The Palin family names are the least of my concerns in this pollitical year.