The trick is to get out, stay out, and greet every unaccompanied man you see.

You sound like the kind of woman I would hang out with given the chance. To find you, however, I have to hurdle the golddiggers, the snobs, the babymammas, the biological clocks, the headcases, the harridans, and the like.

We're out there, and we'll date you if you seem not to resemble our past mistakes (see above). So distiguish yourself. Be chill, be funny, resassure. You're a rare commodity. Flaunt it!