Let's all put our hands together and give a big, rousing, "Howdy Doody!" to Slate's very own professional, bona-fide, genuine, made in the good 'ol US of A post rater extrodinaire...

Qtec90!

Check out his work now, live, on the last 10 posts! But wait! There's more!

Betcha I get a thumbs down, too! Hell, that's better 'n winning a gold medal in gymnastics against an 8-year old Chinese girl!

Yee haw!