'If it wasn't against my deeply personal and liberal values I'd make some comments about your (faux) appearance.'

so your liberal values won't let you say what you think? that's another reason i hate your friggen PC idtiotic values. no one can tell anyone else how they think in fear that it might offend some liberal asshole somewhere.

'I suspect you are far uglier than this person, though. As they say, ugly is as ugly does.'

i don't sit around and obsess about my looks. i leave that for you self obsessed morons on the left.

'So instead, I'll give you my liberal pity and figure you have and will suffer enough.'

get barak o'carter in there and you may get your wish.